Not Me Monday!

It's another monday, which means another NOT ME MONDAY! Hosted by MckMama
Sure, their may be rumors going around, but I certainly did not have anything to do with any of this!
- There is a little boy that I know that loves to eat his hands and suck his thumb, but it isn't my son, nope.- I am not currently sitting here watching Dora the Explorer while my son sits in his swing, not eating his hands and not watching it either!- It wasn't me who went to grab my little mans bottle and ran into the doorway and I do not currently have a big bruise and welt on my right arm.- And of course is was not me who went bowling friday night and earned 77 points because I was not using my Wii bowling skills!- And I can assure you that it is not me who has "cancer of the worry" and is turning into a clean freak and sanitizing freak because it still isn't me that is stressed about RSV season and I do not have myself convinced that my son is sick and dying. (Because it's not like he is currently smiling and cooing and he does not look perfectly healthy.- I did not have two panic attack this weekend over mommy guilt. And having said that I do not suffer from mommy guilt on a daily basis.- Bourdeoux's Butt Paste is not my best friend and I did not have to rely on it heavily because a daiper rash that Parker did not have.- I am not currently thinking about making more of those pumpkin cookies that I did not make the other day.- My son is not a smiley boy!