Not Me Monday - Feb. 2

It's that time again...time for some fun confessions! For rules, click the button above and hope over to MckMama's site and check them out.

And now for my confessions!!!!

- I did not stay up until 2 am last night because I just had too much in my head. I mean, why would I do that? I love sleep!

- I did not make homemade spinach and artichoke dip and pizza dip last night. Why would I do that when I do not love cooking and do not think that I am a good cook.

- I did not go out to El Vaquero friday night with some girlfriends. I also did not have a mango margarita.

- I did not go to a super bowl gathering last night only for the food. After all, football is not a favorite game of mine. The Indianapolis Colts are not my favorite team.

- This morning I did not go to the library for baby lap time and I did not find myself absolutely happy afterwards. Parker did not love it either. I do not plan to become a regular at baby lap time and am not currently wanting to go back and check out a bunch of books for Parker. After all reading is bad. And speaking of reading I did not check out 4 books for myself. This is especially weird for someone who used to and may still hate reading some.

- The following video is not a video of my favorite Superbowl ad.

Not Me Monday!

It's that time again...head over to MckMama's site for rules and to read others NMM confessions.


I am not tired, my son is not super congested and has not spent the past three nights up and not wanting to sleep.

I am not going to admit that I am in not in the mood to blog right now...I am not at all depressed.

I am not feeling like blogging is a waste sometimes, though I love it too.

I am not going to stop now so that i can take a nap.

P.S. all you mommies out there, can you swing by my post from yesterday and give me some advice.

Not Me, Nope!

It's that time of the week again! Head over to MckMama's site for the rules of this weekly confession.

Weekly confessions:

Thanksgiving was amazing, except that something did not happen that made me cry. My son was not at all constipated and I did not have to actually help him get his #2 out. He did not scream in bloody murder and it did not break my heart.

I did not get wine all down my arm while trying to plug a whole in the turkey pan. This did not bother me because I just adore the smell of wine.

I had choir practice last tuesday and was running behind because people were not driving as slow as turtles, I did not in the hustle and bustle of not getting there late lost my son's blanket. I did not find it in lost in found and breathe a sigh, no wait, scream in relief.

I am not at all good at putting on masks and pretending to be something I am not. Therefore, at church yesterday, although I was feeling crummy, I did not pretend to be super happy and chipper because I really wanted to get into the conversation as to why things are hard right now.

I do not feel like a bad mom because Parker had issues pooing and now has a horrible diaper rash!

We are not at all broke and strapped for money in this house. It's not to the point where I am doing my best to sell things on craiglist because we are trying desperately to make ends meet. Nope, I would never admit to that. Because then I would get worried that people feel bad for us, because if that happens, I am not one to attempt to turn away help, because I do not get embarrassed about it and feel bad that people want to help.

I did not just admit to money issues.

I am not at all lonely most days and I do not want to get out of the house at all. And of course I always call people to see if they want to hang out, because it does not at all make me feel desperate.

I am not going to go now and take a bit of a nap!

Not Me Monday!

Yes my friends, it is that time of week again! I apologize for slacking on this the past few weeks, but boy do I have some doozey's of confessions for you...as always, stop by MckMama's Blogfor the rules and to read her confessions and other's as well!

What a week it has been...

I certainly did not have myself convinced that Parker had not grown AT ALL between his last doctors appointment and the one last tuesday. And this did not at all lead to me thinking Dr. D would take him from me for poor parenting.

It was not not at all more traumitizing for me then Parker to get his shots. I was not about to barf when I heard that Drew and I are to get flu shots, because it's not like I have a fear of needles and a low pain tolerance. And you would think that I would not not be scared after getting more shots and sticks while in the hospital after Parker's birth.

My son does not at all surprise me every day with how much he is grown.

I did not have to rub P's bottom to help him get some poo out, he did not proceed to almost poo on his mommy! Also Parker did not leak out of his diaper last night and I did not accidently get my finger in it when he was wiggling!

I did not at all go over to my friends house to do laundry because we have to go down to the office and their laundry room to do it. I also did not make cookies there all while talking about our play group. Did I mention that I am NOT desperate to have our own washer and dryer!?

I did not go to the Easton lighting ceremony on Friday, only to be horribly disappointed because it was NOT AT ALL freezing outside and I did not even get to see the tree lit because it did not take forever and the other kids we were with did not scream of hunger and being cold.

It is NOT weird to be watching Days of our Lives and see the actor who used to play Ethan on Passions now as Brady on Days. I did not just totally admit to watching a soap opera! I am not at all pathetic! I also do not sit here and talk to the actors about how dumb they are or scrutinize the story lines. I mean, it's not like it's fake or anything!

I am not obsessed with Once Upon a Child and did not visit it three days in a row. I am also NOT looking for a crib, toy box, bumbo, bath tub and high chair!

I am not wanting to go ahead and put up Christmas decorations today because I am not at all in the Christmas spirit!

I am not wondering if anyone could maybe make me a custom header? Because I am not at all confused on how to do it!

Not Me Monday!

It's another monday, which means another NOT ME MONDAY! Hosted by MckMama
Sure, their may be rumors going around, but I certainly did not have anything to do with any of this!
- There is a little boy that I know that loves to eat his hands and suck his thumb, but it isn't my son, nope.- I am not currently sitting here watching Dora the Explorer while my son sits in his swing, not eating his hands and not watching it either!- It wasn't me who went to grab my little mans bottle and ran into the doorway and I do not currently have a big bruise and welt on my right arm.- And of course is was not me who went bowling friday night and earned 77 points because I was not using my Wii bowling skills!- And I can assure you that it is not me who has "cancer of the worry" and is turning into a clean freak and sanitizing freak because it still isn't me that is stressed about RSV season and I do not have myself convinced that my son is sick and dying. (Because it's not like he is currently smiling and cooing and he does not look perfectly healthy.- I did not have two panic attack this weekend over mommy guilt. And having said that I do not suffer from mommy guilt on a daily basis.- Bourdeoux's Butt Paste is not my best friend and I did not have to rely on it heavily because a daiper rash that Parker did not have.- I am not currently thinking about making more of those pumpkin cookies that I did not make the other day.- My son is not a smiley boy!

Not Me Monday

Despite the rumors going around: - I did not have to sit up with Parker all night while he was sick and crying! - I did not spend 2 hours on Saturday grocery shopping for 2 weeks of food at three different stores and only spend 102 dollars! - I did not go out with my friend the other night for coffee and become an assistant organizer of the meet up group I am in. - I am not the biggest worry wart in the whole world. - I did not drive 10 over the speed limit on my way back from Cincinnati and get tail gated and yell at other drivers, even if they couldn't hear me.  - I did not plan a menu for 3 hours the other day (but did I mention that it wasn't worth it!)  - My cat did not eat chicken I had thawed for Chicken Tortilla Soup... - My son is not able to hold his head up and scoot across the floor.  - My son did not puke on 4 of my shirts in one day. - I am not currently sitting here eating a pork chop and hash brown casserole.  - I am not obsessed with reality tv, I swear I am not.  - I am not currently organizing helping with the Patches of Light charity and not trying to figure out a family to adopt for the holidays! - I did not rip a hole in my favorite pair of pants. - I am not a fan of the Colts and because of that am not sad that they are having a terrible season. - I promise I am not ending this so I can got to the potty since nature is calling :)